luckily he didn't mention "bleeding out of my asshole" [img]confused.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ouch, It kind of reminds me of the movie VULGAROriginally posted by Darkest Angel:
Jor, you will understand the true definition of the word "bitch" when I leave you curled up in the fetal position on a filthy motel floor, trying desperately to control your hysterical, racking sobs whilst cluthing a urine-soaked prom dress to your naked body.
In other words...[nasal whine]Quit monkeyin' around![/nasal whine]
luckily he didn't mention "bleeding out of my asshole" [img]confused.gif[/img]
As she reached for the delicate bouquet of soft pink roses, Mrs. Benjamin Sparks stopped short. What, what was she thinking? Roses for the dining table. But to what end? She shuddered. Why was she here? Now? When she might so easily be one of the children starving in some far off continent, or a soldier dying in a war he didn't even believe in?
The whole world was in pain. She wondered that she couldn't actually hear it, even here, among the many-hued flowers, a mighty, groaning sigh of utter tormant silenced by simple indifference...and yet, even that knowledge was beyond full comprehension, for she realized that the curse of humankind was self-knolwedge without full understanding. Everyone, every single human being would be born and die without ever knowing, wondering whatever all of it was for...a circle of death and suffering and utter ignorance and soft pink roses for the dining table.
"Oh, fuck it." she said aloud, to no one but herself.
fuck it indeed!
Hey! Hey! Get back to the poxy tramp! The poxy tramp dammit!
i wanna hear more about the dark alley [img]eek.gif[/img]
DA, i [img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img] you [img]eek.gif[/img]
DA, you know your stuff is good. Granted, it's not Spawn vs. Oscar, but it's good.
Seriously, did you ever get anything published?
?I will not accompany you this night, nor any night at all, Captain Wenning!? she declared, her d?colletage quivering fitfully at her non-existent bosom.
The Captain turned to her ancient father. ?What say you on this matter, Phineas??
?My daughter has said her piece,? muttered the wizened man from his setee in the corner. ?And I cannot fault her for refusing the advances of a man five times widowed under mysterious circumstances, father of innumerable bastards, and whose only legally recognized heir is a common, poxy tramp.?
Under normal circumstances, the Captain would have chafed under such blatant and undignified scrutiny, yet he could not deny the veracity of the old man?s words?he had run through an inordinate number of brides, and he had, frankly, just stopped trying to count the number of mistresses he had ?knocked up? as they themselves so inelegantly put it. Lastly, so far as his own daughter was concerned, he knew firsthand that she was a poxy tramp from an unfortunate, yet genuinely amusing, incident in which he had solicited her in a dark alley for oral pleasure?however, she was far from common in her skills, and he would defend her honor thus?
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You really have nothing better to do, do you?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">More...Vice-President Dick Cheney put another Republican "wedge-issue" in play this past week, asserting that there was "overwhelming evidence" that the Easter Bunny existed, that the secular symbol of Easter was an Al-Qaeda agent, that Hillary Clinton was a known associate of the Easter Bunny, and that "creeping Easter Bunnyism" posed a threat to our national security.
"There's overwhelming evidence that the Easter Bunny exists, and that the E.B. is, in fact, an associate of Osama bin Laden, and further, that the Easter Bunny is in active collusion with the atheistic, pagan, secular, Wiccan Hillary Clinton devil-worship wing of the Democrat Party. I am very confident this is true. I believe the evidence is irrefutable," Cheney said in a major fund-raising address last Thursday, before the National Association of Unbelievably Wealthy Persons.
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